i want to be a duck

...not any duck, but this duck!

THE DUCK SONG if you haven't already seen it.






if there was a waddling contest between this duck and donald duck, this duck (let's name him waddle to prevent further confusion) will win hands down! look how he shakes his tail feathers! (yes, he hops in this video, you got a problem with that? >:D)

 WHY I WANT TO BE WADDLE - THE MOST POWERFUL DUCK ON YOUTUBE
1. i'll be talking duck! need i say more? :D
2. i is can be cute :3 (because ducks are cute, no?)
3. i can go around town asking for grapes without being placed in a nuthouse (i should clarify that i love grapes! if there was only one type of food i could bring with me to an island, it would be grapes! ...and probably some marshmallows)
4. i like annoying the shit out of people (this is my day job. ask my friends!)
5. i want to be viewed 92 million times (hehe!)


being a duck beats being a spider anytime! though i must say, Andrew Garfield in The Amazing Spider-Man is extremely hothothothothot ;)

it's 1.10am and i have class in the morning. now, if i were a duck, i wouldn't have to wake up to go for classes tomorrow, because, you know, i'm a duck :D

goodnight, duckducks! may the lilypads be ever in your favour!