jooeeeyyyy

if i had a car. i would drive to bali and back. no one seems to think it's possible. just wait and see.

if i were a plant specialist. i would prove to the world that pineapples do and can grow on trees.

if i were a cliff diver. i would jump off mount everest without a parachute. and land on the ground below in one piece. alive.

if jeenpei had 13 children. i would be the busiest godmother alive.

if googoosheeka was a word. i invented it.

if i were sam. i would go dunk my head in the toilet. and flush.

if my butt were to have a name. it would be jessica.

if i were a teddy bear. i would call upon my fellow soft toys and dominate the world.

if orange juice was green. it would be called apple juice. TM





there aren't that many IFs in this world. one thing i am sure of is...
i am drinking orange juice now. which is obviously orange!


bye for now =)