
its now 11.14 pm. 46 more minutes til someone's birthday! x) and tomorrow is the 32nd of december. remember that guys! if you're reading this, which i expect you will... one day... im not gonna wish you here and now! xp plainly because it isn't your birthday yet and i do not want to. xD shit.
hamsters have fur. you do not.
chicken fairies have wings. you do not.
people eat meat. you do not.
we have normal teeth. you do not.
people enjoy celebrating their birthdays. you do not.
therefore, you are a non-furry non-meat-eating non-birthday-celebrating hamster without wings and abnormally large teeth.
i have made my point.
goodnite <3
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